i should be in jail.

Rules: Mark the ones your muse has done. Use the result as your post title. Please, repost and don’t reblog!

Tagged by: no one but @hcpefulhearts said anyone so

Tagging: @eyetraitor  / @eyerevived / @selfdecapitator / @anxietytorn

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DYLAN:

[ x ] smoked
[ x ] consumed alcohol
[ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of another sex
[ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ x ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ x ] had sex
[ x ] had someone in your room other than family
[ x ] seen porn
[ x ] bought porn
[ x ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 10 / 10

[ x ] taken painkillers
[    ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine
[ x ] lied to your parents
[ x ] lied to a friend
[ x ] snuck out of the house
[ x ] done something illegal
[ x ] felt hurt
[ x ] hurt someone
[ x ] wished someone to die
[ x ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 9 / 10

[ x ] missed curfew
[ x ] stayed out all night
[ x ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ x ] been to a therapist
[ x ] received a ticket
[    ] been to rehab
[    ] dyed your hair
[    ] been in an accident
[ x ] been to a club
[ x ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 7 / 10

[ x ] been to a wild party
[ x ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ x ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[    ] had a spring break in Florida
[    ] sniffed anything
[    ] wore black nail polish
[    ] wore arm bands
[ x ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ x ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 5 / 9

[    ] dressed gothic
[    ] dressed girly
[    ] dressed punk
[ x ] dressed grunge
[ x ] stole something
[    ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ x ] blacked out
[ x ] fainted
[    ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL: 4 / 9

[ x ] had a crush on a friend
[ x ] been to a concert
[ x ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[    ] been called a slut
[ x ] called someone a slut.
[    ] installed speakers in a car
[ x ] broken a mirror
[ x ] showered at someone of another sex’s house
[ x ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush

TOTAL: 7 / 9

[    ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[ x ] seen an R-rated movie
[ x ] cruised the mall
[ x ] skipped school
[    ] had surgery
[ x ] had an injury
[ x ] gone to court
[    ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ x ] caught something on fire.
[ x ] lied about your age

TOTAL: 7 / 10

[ x ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ x ] broke the law in the police’s presence
[    ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ x ] got in trouble with the police
[ x ] talked to a stranger
[ x ] hugged a stranger
[ x ] kissed a stranger
[ x ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ x ] been harassed
[ x ] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 9 / 10

[ x ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[ x ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ x ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ x ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ x ] been to a fair
[ x ] been called a bad influence
[    ] drank and drove
[    ] prank-called someone
[ x ] laid on a couch with someone of another sex
[ x ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 8 / 10

total total: 66

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average]
If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

just a fun little character game. fill in the below categories with 3-5 things that your character can be identified by. repost & tag away !

DYLAN CASPIAN SHRIKE | VIGILANTE MAGICIAN

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EMOTIONS / FEELINGS :
01.  pride.   02.  hope.   03.  guilt.   04.  grief.   05.  wrath.

COLORS :
01.  black.   02.  white.   03.  dark blue.   04.  red.

SCENTS :
01.  mid-priced cologne.   02.  coffee.   03.  mediterranean spices.   04.  dust.

CLOTHING :
01.  black suit.   02.  shirt in a vibrant colour.   03.  long coat.

OBJECTS :
01.  phones.   02.  laptops and tablets.   03.  books.   04.  decks of cards.   05.  a gun he never plans to use again

VICES / BAD HABITS :
01.  overworking.   02.  alcohol.   03.  unstable eating habits.   04. lying.

BODY LANGUAGE :
01.  shifting weight from side to side.   02.  hands in pockets.   03.  complete control of the weight of his steps.

AESTHETICS :
01.   laptops and tablets in the middle of dusty books, new eyes among old legends, a trick from a thousand years ago displayed on led screens.   02.  a guide of red string that splits to eight others every time you reach the end, piles of pictures ruined with words on black marker ink, books with the ending ripped off.   03.  narrow escapes from handcuffs, trap doors that lead to nowhere, ice cold river water too dark to see through.

SONGS :
01.  karma – alma.   02.  equivoque – brian tyler.   03.  fly to stay alive – manga.   04.  look what you made me do – taylor swift.   05.  kids in the dark – all time low.

tagged by: @bureaublossomed thank!
tagging:  @eyetraitor @eyerevived @eyedeserter @selfdefiined @singlemaltscott

what’s your love style?

TAGGED BY: @singlemaltscott

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YOUR LOVE STYLE IS STROGE

For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing
And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind
(You’ve been known to still have connections with ex’s)
But sometimes your love is not the most passionate
Leap before you look, and you’ll find that fire you crave

LITERATURE PERSONALITY QUIZZES. repost with your muse’s results !!

HOMERIC EPITHET.  /  You are Dylan Shrike, rouser of armies. Be sure to get monogrammed towels. Homer often used this epithet to describe Apollo, who is the god of many things, including but not limited to music, truth, the sun, poetry, and the plague, which is, you know, unfortunate.

FATAL FLAW.  /   Your uncompromising sense of justice. When it comes to right and wrong, there’s no grey area. Not for you. You’re like a cop who says stuff like, “Listen, buddy, I don’t make the rules—but I WILL enforce them.” Look, you’ve got principles, and I get that. I can respect that. But you’re going to wind up dead in a river (JAVERT) if you don’t ease up a little on the rulebook and reconcile these two opposing viewpoints before a convict saves your life and shatters everything you thought you knew.

TRAGIC GREEK DEATH.  /  Killed by your own reflection. You spurned the romantic advances of a mountain nymph, so the revenge god has decided to punish you. One day you enter a cave and see your reflection in a pool, and you’re so transfixed by your own beauty that you decide to just stare at yourself forever. This continues until you either a) starve or b) drown or c) fall upon your own sword out of grief, depending on which poet is telling this story.

LITERARY SETTING.  /   Pemberley, Mr. Darcy’s stunning country estate. This elegant mansion is replete with classy chaise lounges, tasteful decoration, natural beauty, and large marble statues of wealthy, gorgeous Brits. Totally ideal for a charming, Lizzy Bennet-type like yourself! The secluded woody hills are perfect for taking dates on long, romantic (un-chaperoned) strolls, and the house itself is so Instagram-worthy that even Taylor Swift (house-party hostess extraordinaire) will be jealous of you and your squad’s bash-throwing capabilities!

TAGGED BY: i saw nata & chris do it and i wanted in

tagged by : @stormnamed
1ST RULE : tag 9 muses you would like to know better   /   do i even follow nine people
2ND RULE : bold the statements that are true for your muse   /   italicise what sort of applies.

APPEARANCE  :

i am 5'7" or taller
i wear glasses
i have at least one tattoo
i have at least one piercing
i have blonde hair
i have brown eyes
i have short hair
my abs are at least somewhat defined
i have or have had braces

PERSONALITY  :

i love meeting new people
people tell me that i’m funny
helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
i enjoy physical challenges
i enjoy mental challenges
i’m playfully rude with people i know well

i started saying something ironically and now i can’t stop saying it
there is something i would change about my personality

ABILITY  :

i can sing well
i can play an instrument
i can do over 30 push-ups without stopping
i’m a fast runner
i can draw well
i have a good memory
i’m good at doing math in my head
i can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
i have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling
i know how to cook at least three meals from scratch
i know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES  :

i enjoy playing sports
i am on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
i’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
i have learned a new song in the past week
i work out at least once a week
i’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
i have drawn something in the past month
i enjoy writing
i do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES  :

i have had my first kiss
i have had alcohol
i have scored the winning goal in a sports game
i have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
i have been at an overnight event
i have been in a taxi
i have been in the hospital or er in the past year
i have beaten a video game in one day
i have visited another country
i have been to one of my favourite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS  :

i’m in a relationship
i have a crush on a celebrity
i have a crush on someone i know
i have been in at least three relationships
i have never been in a relationship
i have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
i get crushes easily
i have had a crush on someone for over a year
i have been in a relationship for at least a year
i have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE  :

i have at least one person i consider a “best friend”
i live close to my school or on campus
my parents are still together
i have at least one sibling
i live in the united states
there is snow right now where i live
i have hung out with a friend in the past month
i have a smartphone
i have at least fifteen cd’s
i share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT  :

i have break-danced
i know a person named jamie
i have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
i have dyed my hair
i’m listening to one song on repeat right now
i have punched someone in the past week
i know someone who has gone to jail
i have broken a bone
i have eaten a waffle today
i know what I want to do with my life
i speak at least two languages

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