hogwarts au sentences. let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.
- “ can you cast a patronus? ”
- “ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”
- “ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”
- “ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”
- “ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”
- “ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”
- “ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”
- “ what do threstals look like? ”
- “ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”
- “ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”
- “ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”
- “ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”
- “ when did you get the dark mark? ”
- “ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”
- “ mudblood. ”
- “ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”
- “ where did you learn that? ”
- “ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”
- “ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”
- “ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”
- “ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”
- “ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”
- “ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”
- “ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”
- “ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”
- “ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”
- “ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”
- “ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”
- “ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”
- “ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”
- “ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”
- “ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”
- “ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”
- “ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”
- “ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”
- “ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”
- “ are both of your parents muggles? ”
- “ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”
- “ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”
- “ why must the plants sing? ”
- “ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”
- “ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”
- “ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”
- “ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”
- “ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”
- “ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”
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different ways to say ‘i love you’.
- ‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’
- ‘let’s get you back to bed.’
- ‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’
- ‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’
- ‘i drew up a bath for you.’
- ‘you need rest.’
- ‘you ought to be asleep.’
- ‘i bought two.’
- ‘here. you can have the rest.’
- ‘i thought of you when i saw this.’
- ‘i like your smile.’
- ‘you have a cute laugh.’
- ‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’
- ‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’
- ‘be careful.’
- ‘look both ways.’
- ‘you mean so much to me.’
- ‘i can’t lose you.’
- ‘i thought i might have lost you.’
- ‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’
- ‘it looks good on you.’
- ‘i’ll make you soup.’
- ‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’
- ‘are you okay in there?’
- ‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’
- ‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’
- ‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’
- ‘i’m worried about you.’
- ‘what do you want to watch?’
- ‘where would you like to go for dinner?’
- ‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’
- ‘we’ll figure it out.’
- ‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’
- ‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’
- ‘you’re important to me.’
- ‘this is your favorite song, right?’
- ‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’
- ‘good luck!’
- ‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’
- ‘don’t say that about yourself.’
- ‘want to come with?’
- “wow! you look really nice.’
- ‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’
- ‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’
- ‘you can have half.’
- ‘come here. let me fix it.’
- ‘your tie is crooked.’
- ‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’
- ‘i’m not going to hurt you.’
- ‘can i touch you?’
- ‘can i kiss you?’
- ‘can i hug you?’
- ‘promise.’
- ‘would i ever lie to you?’
- ‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’
- ‘hey, good-looking.’
- ‘of course i care. you’re my family.’
- ‘one more chapter.’
- ‘i love you.’
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