i should be in jail.

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Tagged by: no one but @hcpefulhearts said anyone so

Tagging: @eyetraitor  / @eyerevived / @selfdecapitator / @anxietytorn

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DYLAN:

[ x ] smoked
[ x ] consumed alcohol
[ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of another sex
[ x ] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[ x ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ x ] had sex
[ x ] had someone in your room other than family
[ x ] seen porn
[ x ] bought porn
[ x ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 10 / 10

[ x ] taken painkillers
[    ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine
[ x ] lied to your parents
[ x ] lied to a friend
[ x ] snuck out of the house
[ x ] done something illegal
[ x ] felt hurt
[ x ] hurt someone
[ x ] wished someone to die
[ x ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 9 / 10

[ x ] missed curfew
[ x ] stayed out all night
[ x ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[ x ] been to a therapist
[ x ] received a ticket
[    ] been to rehab
[    ] dyed your hair
[    ] been in an accident
[ x ] been to a club
[ x ] been to a bar

TOTAL: 7 / 10

[ x ] been to a wild party
[ x ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[ x ] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[    ] had a spring break in Florida
[    ] sniffed anything
[    ] wore black nail polish
[    ] wore arm bands
[ x ] wore t-shirts with band names
[ x ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 5 / 9

[    ] dressed gothic
[    ] dressed girly
[    ] dressed punk
[ x ] dressed grunge
[ x ] stole something
[    ] been too drunk to remember anything
[ x ] blacked out
[ x ] fainted
[    ] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL: 4 / 9

[ x ] had a crush on a friend
[ x ] been to a concert
[ x ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[    ] been called a slut
[ x ] called someone a slut.
[    ] installed speakers in a car
[ x ] broken a mirror
[ x ] showered at someone of another sex’s house
[ x ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush

TOTAL: 7 / 9

[    ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[ x ] seen an R-rated movie
[ x ] cruised the mall
[ x ] skipped school
[    ] had surgery
[ x ] had an injury
[ x ] gone to court
[    ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[ x ] caught something on fire.
[ x ] lied about your age

TOTAL: 7 / 10

[ x ] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ x ] broke the law in the police’s presence
[    ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[ x ] got in trouble with the police
[ x ] talked to a stranger
[ x ] hugged a stranger
[ x ] kissed a stranger
[ x ] rode in the car with a stranger
[ x ] been harassed
[ x ] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 9 / 10

[ x ] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[ x ] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[ x ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[ x ] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[ x ] been to a fair
[ x ] been called a bad influence
[    ] drank and drove
[    ] prank-called someone
[ x ] laid on a couch with someone of another sex
[ x ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 8 / 10

total total: 66

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average]
If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

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madameserpent:

alannasroleplaymemes:

warosey:

I think everyone should post a “👻” and have their mutuals comment
something they enjoy about your character / portrayal of your character.

sunwilled.

❝   i   want   adventure   in   the   great   wide   somewhere   !   ———    i   want   it   more   than   i   can   tell   .   ❞

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&&. @eyeprotege belle ( reprise ) beauty &&. the beast. 

what’s stopping you?

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eyetraitor:

DON’T EVER ACCUSE ME OF BETRAYING US AGAIN.    /    indie & selective  j. daniel atlas  as adored by chris

bautransfer:

i couldn’t help but think about my daughters. the look on that little girl’s face.  — well, being able to relate to those moments is what makes you a good agent.  — maybe so, but as a parent, it scares the hell out of me. I JUST WANT TO PROTECT THEM FOREVER.

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lupuslxna:

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eyetrusted:

                                    SO JUST PULL THE TRIGGER !

justicedad.

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“ dylan, before you say anything, i need to know.    he forces his voice to harden, swallowing past what feels like a  razor  in his throat as he cuts his voice over any greeting dylan has to offer.  this,  sam thinks, is what he’s spent the past two days leading up to  —  from the moment the relief at his saved job  ( and a case as closed as he thinks the horsemen will ever be )  gave way to the realization that he partner had  known  the entire time  exactly  what was happening.  he thinks, almost dimly at the back of his mind,  that he should be angrier than he is,  should feel  BETRAYED  and far more conflicted about keeping quiet   —  AND YET

wilder  has been the only thing rolling through his mind on a loop.  the kid whose corpse he’d had to bodily force his struggling partner away from, only a few years older than his own boy at home.  the rest of the horsemen’s plans had gone  smoothly  enough, so had his death been part of the design?  had he been nothing but a planned  martyr  meant for nothing more than livening up the show?   had  dylan  allowed him to be so?   that’s the thought that works an ache into his chest, mingling anger and the prayer that  maybe  the entirety of the man he thought he knew wasn’t all false, lodging in the core of himself.

he doesn’t let his voice  weaken, doesn’t let the near-desperation he feels color his tone, instead crossing his arms over his chest and holding himself with the air of a man who knows he holds the  lion’s share  of the power  —  the picture of an interrogating fbi agent.

did you know the wilder kid was gonna die?    because i can look past everything else, but not that.

@eyeprotege !

at fuller’s preface, dylan expects the worst: he’s held onto cautious optimism as he’s thought about this meeting, knowing full well there’s just as much of a chance of walking away with a hug, a bridge burnt, or a broken nose, and the way sam begins his sentence makes one of the last two more likely than the first. it has not been enough time for him to think about the impact of all of this to the everyday lives of people not directly involved. even with fuller, the priority had been trying to save his job, figuring out how the deal with the topic of himself a close second — anything beyond that has yet to cross his mind. only when the man mentions it does dylan understand that fuller, too, saw jack die on the bridge but has not had the resolution to it the way he has.

the second he realises what this is about, he understands the strain in his partner’s voice. you think i’m capable of having someone killed to reach my goals.

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“  no, i didn’t.  ”    a mix of emotions rushes through him, too fast to read between the lines: it’s guilt and regret and insult all at once, the hurt of a man he cares about believing him to be a sociopath of some kind finally putting him on defence, paralleling too close to the plead of a man who knows he’s guilty and can only try to lessen his sentence.     “  sam, i’m not LIKE THAT.  ”     he can’t add  ‘ you know that ’  before or after his claim — dylan’s fabrication of his past has made it too sure fuller can’t know for sure — but he still appeals to their bond: the fact that they’re both here and neither in handcuffs is enough to show the mutual trust is not all gone.

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